at last a positive thing about turning 30…

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Breakfast

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Rory and Khalia

Rory and Khalia at Girls Out West

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Stephen Melvin

Stephen Melvin
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When I grew up...

This was the note her daughter brought into school the next day:

Dear Ms. Davis,

I want to be very clear on my child’s illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint. I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm. This photo is of me selling a shovel.

Mrs. Harrington

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Look, Boobs

boobs, boobs, boobs

Polly and Pilar

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MM

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Happy Follies

fluffy follies start tumbling

The Language of Legs

as explained by Playboy

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Dear Dr. Ruth

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Bra for 'marriage hunting' women

Triumph International, maker of the quirkiest (a diplomatic version of the word 'ridiculous') and most puzzling bras in the world, is offering a new kind of support for Japanese women on the prowl for a husband.

Their latest bra features an electronic nuptial timepiece, putting women seeking spouses literally on the clock. If an engagement ring is inserted into the mechanism, the countdown stops and the bra plays Felix Mendelssohn's "The Wedding March." The bra also includes holders for the traditional seal some people use to sign off contracts and a pen for any possible nuptial agreement.
Triumph spokeswoman Keiko Masuda said the product, which is not for sale, would suit modern Japanese women who are no longer content to sit and wait for a potential husband to approach them.


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Happy Facials

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Kimberly and Mai

Kimberly and Mai at Ambya

sweet dreams

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